Conconully 2007

• We go for five days in early June
• Mark cooks a meal of trout with corn on the cob, salad, sautéed onions, baked potatoes
• Dave cooks a meal of three-pound steaks and two-pound potatoes
• Blind beer tasting contest
• Everybody catches fish, even LeeRoy – average is 12”
• Fritz wins the largest trout contest with a 17” fish
• Kevin tells us he’s an ex-Army Ranger
• The Chief learns new four letter words from Kevin’s daughter
• The lake water level is high

Conconully 2022

• We go for three months starting in late April, Dave has added two days every year. Critter doesn’t bitch about it being too late, Brian doesn’t bitch about it being too early. Our wife’s love it
• The Chief shows up in his new Chevy diesel pickup. He’s waiting for the first set of tires to wear out so he can get Toyos.
• The Chief has a white shirt, tie, and a few Books of Mormon in the back of his truck so he can canvas Conconully, even though his official two-year mission is completed.
• Brian tells about his new job as a Union steward and talks about the good old days when Hillary was president.
• LeeRoy’s boat runs perfectly for the whole summer. He doesn’t have to say “it was OK when I fired it up at home.”
• David says that this coming winter he’s going to install that new windshield on his Kawasaki, but is excited about the new 2023 Kawasaki’s.
• LeeRoy reports that his brother-in-law is going to pick up the Gold Wing 1200 “in a few months.”
• Mark finds 256 wedding rings in the bottom of his tackle box.
• Dave drinks straight tomato juice for breakfast and takes a gallon of diet lemonade out on his boat.
• Zac is still trying to find somebody to talk sports with.
• Fritz does his morning “do” AND rigs up his rod in less than four minutes.
• Kevin sobers up and admits that he wasn’t an Army Ranger, but he used to own a Ford Ranger pickup.
• The Rogaine people want to use us as the “before” shot in an ad.
• Fritz is crawling under the deck looking for used split-shot that he remembers dropping in 2007.
• Mark doesn’t laugh.
• Mike H proves that you can add one too many logs to the fire and burns down the Conconully National Forest.
• LeeRoy is going to see about why he doesn’t get pictures in his email.
• Critter brings up 14 gallons of bottled water from Arizona.
• The Chief has to take a week away from the trip to help support the Republican presidential candidate. He longs for the good old days with George Bush.
• Critter is married to Jeanette and has 14 children under the age of 11. He has a 23’ camper on his pickup to hold them all.
• Dave crunches in the side of his boat during a routine docking maneuver, while sober.
• LeeRoy loses his glasses after drinking a six-pack of Metamucil.
• While the Dave is netting a 24” trout for the Chief, the fish gets away. The Chief says “Golly Dave, that’s OK, I guess Joseph Smith didn’t want me to have it.”
• Nobody snores or farts.
• Brian docks his boat perfectly for the first time.
• Fritz, at 77, is now 5’ 5” tall, but he is still giving the Chief noogies.
• Zac goes to bed at nine PM, and has a potbelly.
• Some people leaving the dock actually listen to our advice from the deck. Their boat sinks.
• The cabins have 60 PSI water pressure.
• A good looking babe sunbathes naked on the dock and nobody has a comment.